A Doggy Thing That I wrote.

Dog Lies! (sometimes)

We’ve all read about dogs in books and seen them in movies. They chew slippers and fetch newspapers and even do stuff like chase squirrels and then jump up trees trying to get at them. But, anyone who’s ever owned a dog knows that most of the time, those are just stereo-types. Or “dog lies”. Dogs normally just chew toys and clothing and the occasional shoe. Never a slipper. Well, not usually anyway. They are normally sleeping through the paper delivery. If there is one. Lately, people just read it online or ignore it completely and just text, Facebook, or Tweet to their buddies.
Dogs sometimes just don’t see squirrels, or if they do, chase them and lose their trail. Sometimes dogs can find them all the way to a tree, and when they do, they jump stubbornly at the trunk, barking like their tail is on fire. But usually, they just lose the critters halfway through the chase.
Dog Lies are normally harmless, but I find them 10% annoying, 20% confusing, 10% plain stupid, and 60% amusing.

Get that puppy!

Today, I was out with the dogs, and Molly went running after a person who was walking up the road. I tore after her. I chased all the way up road, and she dashed into the llama pen. Well, those llamas can, and would, very easily squash her to death. I was very nervous, but I herded her away from the llamas and out of the pen. Molly then charged into the Office, and caused a big ruckus. I ran in there, grabbed her, and then carried 7 pounds of squirming puppy cuteness down the road and back in the house. Silly Molly!

More Jokes!

Sorry about this, but I can’t resist!
Joke #1
Q:What kind of dog wears contact lenses?
A: A cock-eyed spaniel!
Joke #2
Q: What kind of dog does Dracula have?
A: A bloodhound!
Joke #3
Q: What do you get if you cross a dog and a lion?
A: A terrified postman!
Joke #4
Q: What do you get if you cross a dog with a cheetah?
A: A dog who chases cars, and catches them!
Joke #5
Q: What did the hungry Datamation say when he had a meal?
A: That hit the spots!

Hope you enjoyed!

Dog Jokes!

Joke #1
Q:Why did the dog go to the therapist?
A:It was the only place he could lie on the couch!
Joke #2
Two dogs are walking when one abruptly stops and goes to sniff a fire hydrant.
The other asks, “What was that all about?”
The first dog says, “I was just checking my messages!”
Joke #3
Q: What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
A: A collie-flower!
Joke #4
Q: What’s a dog’s favorite city?
A: New Yorkie!
Joke #5
Q: When is the time a stray dog is  most likely to enter your home?
A: When the door is open!

That’s all for now!

Mowing

I think the dogs find it funny when the family does yard work, mainly mowing. Mum was on the mower all day a few days ago, and boy oh boy, I think the dogs had a good laugh about it then.

Sorry

Sorry I haven’t been on in a while. A long while.
Anyway, the doggies are enjoying the nice weather, and Molly just LOVES lying in the grass, soaking it all in!

Smelly

Don’t you hate it when you smell something bad, but you don’t know where it is?

You notice that your brother has old socks on the floor, and you think maybe they’re his?
Or maybe it’s that rotten sandwich that’s lying on the floor.

You think to yourself, if I don’t find that smell soon, I’m gonna move to Baltimore!